Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Did you rake the desert like I asked you to?"
"Ok - we're finally ready to play Intergalactic Battle for the Universe!"
"And if somebody offers you a worm with a hook in it, why, you just swim away."
At the plumbing clinic
"What a coincidence - imagine picking you guys up at the exact same spot on the exact same night as that horrible car wreck twenty years ago!"
Leroy, ever the adventurous type, has a brief experience with "phone sex".
Genghis Khan's handlers soon learned to keep him off the talkshows.
The next day Evil Knievel had a new road crew.