Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Say ... how 'bout a new brain?"
"Don't worry - it's not as bad as it looks!"
"So Podzinski's on the 20-yard line and he dodges left..."
"This had better be good."
"Larry, I really wish you'd consider early retirement."
"Hey buddy - you wanna drive?"
"I saw the body they found for you, Mister Hunk-o-Rama."
"Sharks? Let me tell you about sharks..."