Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
Guys who design ties
"They still haven't come up with a machine to make your nose bigger."
"Would you mind wearing this while you're in our office?"
"Well, there's your delayed E train."
Wading in the Silurian Ocean
"In light of your renowned reputation as a literary symbol, the court takes a dim
view of your petition to change your name, Mr. Dick."
"Some guys can't hold their Pez!"