01/21/94
"Yep - just as I thought - your set's clogged up with televangelists again."
01/20/94
"Actually, there are no fast food franchises that want you to sell out for them."
01/19/94
Make sure you have the winning lotto number before telling everybody off at your crummy job.
01/18/94
At the convention of mediocre performance artists
01/17/94
"Excuse me - my quacker just went off."
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